Mai 2013
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Neue methode erfolgreich abzunehmen, einfach...
400eurojob:
egal-schillerwardichter:
wtf.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH omg
das bedeutet verhungern hahaah
April 2013
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footster fragte: What size are your feet? how do you look after them? what do they smell like after a long day?
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Ich hab mich glaub ernsthaft zum 2. mal in dich...
augantas fragte: No, your neck isn't horrible,- for me it's beautiful:). Well, if you don't know, how to do that my requested photo, so, I have uploaded a photo, which I named "Neck stretching" - this is an example of my requested pose:). So, can you do it?:)
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nein, ich bin kein Pessimist - ich bin Optimist und ziemlich optimistisch, dass...
– (rap ist geil)
reblog if you're satan
pixelnuggets:
i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this”
really??
really????????
dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD
DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST
HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG
TELL ME
HOW HARD DID YOU TRY
HOW
HARD
For everybody who says german doesn’t sound hot -...
supjerbear:
Friends who buy you food are friends for life
Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
Germany: Ausm Weg, Hurensohn.
sunsburst:
in germany we don’t say “i love you”, we say “lass mich deine weißwurst lutschen” which translates to “without you i can’t breathe”. i think that’s very beautiful.
Videospiele beeinflussen KEINE Kinder. Hätte...
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Ich hab dich so geliebt, weil wir das gleiche hassten
– Prinz Pi - Ende Blut, alles Blut (via herzaids)
herzaids:
alia-danielle:
es gibt nichts schöneres als das neue prinz pi album
<3
that-jolly-tardis-sound:
in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMFG
Schreist die Welt an, dass sie gewonnen hat.
– Prinz Pi (via ichwuerdedichimmerwollen)
Wenn du so laut Musik hörst,
dass du nichts mehr hörst, hörst du endlich dich...
– Prinz Pi (via zweitausenddreizeehn)